(A girl of 21 walking in the balcony talking to herself)
(takes her phone and calls company. Background lo ring sound)
Girl: My name is Sathvika I've attended interview on 15-October and got selected. I've not received my offer letter
Voice from Phone: Good afternoon Sathvika. Gimme a minute. I'll check
Pause....
Voice from Phone: we have dispatched your offer letter via post two weeks back. Can you kindly contact your nearest post office
Sathvika: Thank you. I'll findout and call you back
(Sathvika gets an auto and gets down @ post office.
She gets down and goes into post office. it is fully messedup.
She does not know whom to contact. She goes to a desk which is relatively free
)
Sathvika: Sir oka complaint ivvali
Officer: Ivvanni complaints yeh (showing all the letters)
Sathvika: Sir naa letter okati miss ayyindhi
Officer: Adhi Love letter aa . Intha dhooram parigetthuku vacchav
Sathvika: I need some dignity here
Officer: Ikkada rojuki konni lakshala letters vasthuntayee. Andhulo okati rendu miss avuthuntayee. Ila miss ayyina vallandhariki dignity ivvalem
Sathvika: Sir meeru entha irresponsible gaa maatladuthunaaru. meeru cheyyalsina duty meeru cheyyakundaa
Officer: Evado love letter raasi vuntaadu. nuvvemo aagalekapothunnav. Okkade raasada chaala mandhi raasara
Sathivika: Just shut up.
(walks away from postoffice comes onto the road and steps her foot into Drainage overflow)
Sathvika: No one cares a shit about their duties. Aaa post masteru anthe ee municipality vallu anthe. Police station kelli andhari meedha complaint isthaanu
(takes an auto and gets down at police station. enters the police station)
Sathvika: I want to give a complaint against Post master and municipality
Inspector: Emaindhi?
Sathvika: Vallu valla duties sarigga cheyyatledhu
Inspector: 302 A kindha urisiksha veyyidhaama
Sathvika: Antha peddha sikshalu vaddhulendi. Suspension laantivi veyyidham
Inspector: Po Po amma pani paata lekunda vacchav. vallevaro pani cheyyatledhata ikkada evadu sarigga pani chesaadani
Sathvika: entandi ekkadiki vellina evaru cheyyalsina duty vallu cheyyatledhu
(walks away in fury and thinks to go to MLA)
MLA: Raa paapa enti nenu neeku yeh vidhamgaa sahayapadagalanu
Sathvika: Sir naaku Job vacchindhi
MLA: congrats. sweets pattukocchava
Sathvika: Offer letter raaledhu Post office lo missing akkadiki vellithe vallu pani sarigga cheyyatledhu. roads nindaa muriki nadavalekapothunnam rogaalosthunaai. Police lu complaints isthe theesukovatam ledhu.
MLA: Nee offer letter nu nenu vethikinchi ivvalenu gaani. naaku oka 5 lakhs isthe neeko manchi udhyogam choopisthaa
(walks away from MLAs office. Background lo MLA 4lakhs OK na)
(comes to home, throws the sandals and hand bag, Kicks the chair)
Mummy: Tea thaaguthaava
Sathvika: Intha visham vunte ivvu
Mummy: Evandeee.....
Daddy: Emaindhi Thalli
Sathvika: Daddy mana vyavastha lo yeh okkaru duty cheyyatledu. Post office lo anthe, police station lo anthe.. Chivaraku mana MLA kooda anthe
Daddy: nenu ninnu konni questions aduguthaa frank gaa answer cheppu
Sathvika: Adagandi
Daddy: Mana elections jarigina roju nuvvu ekkadunnav
Sathvika: Friends tho lumbini park ki vella
Daddy: Modi Swacch Bharath chesinaa roju nuvvu ekkadunnav
Sathvika: Friends tho Bahubali Cinemaa ki vella
Daddy: Nee Duty nuvvu sarigga chesaava. vere vallu cheyyaledhu antunaavu
(Sathvika gets realizations and becomes calm)
Daddy: Choodu Thalli. Improvement starts with I and Understanding starts with U
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-- Srikanth Dontharaju
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