Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Nannu Nenu Marichaa

(A girl of 21 walking in the balcony talking to herself)

Interview attend ayyanu. Select kooda ayyanu. kaani inka offer letter raaledhenti. Let me call the company

(takes her phone and calls company. Background lo ring sound)

Girl: My name is Sathvika I've attended interview on 15-October and got selected. I've not received my offer letter
Voice from Phone: Good afternoon Sathvika. Gimme a minute. I'll check

Pause....
Voice from Phone: we have dispatched your offer letter via post two weeks back. Can you kindly contact your nearest post office 
Sathvika: Thank you. I'll findout and call you back

(Sathvika gets an auto and gets down @ post office.
She gets down and goes into post office. it is fully messedup. 
She does not know whom to contact. She goes to a desk which is relatively free
)

Sathvika: Sir oka complaint ivvali
Officer: Ivvanni complaints yeh (showing all the letters)
Sathvika: Sir naa letter okati miss ayyindhi
Officer: Adhi Love letter aa . Intha dhooram parigetthuku vacchav
Sathvika: I need some dignity here
Officer: Ikkada rojuki konni lakshala letters vasthuntayee. Andhulo okati rendu miss avuthuntayee. Ila miss ayyina vallandhariki dignity ivvalem
Sathvika: Sir meeru entha irresponsible gaa maatladuthunaaru. meeru cheyyalsina duty meeru cheyyakundaa
Officer: Evado love letter raasi vuntaadu. nuvvemo aagalekapothunnav. Okkade raasada chaala mandhi raasara
Sathivika: Just shut up.

(walks away from postoffice comes onto the road and steps her foot into Drainage overflow)

Sathvika: No one cares a shit about their duties. Aaa post masteru anthe ee municipality vallu anthe. Police station kelli andhari meedha complaint isthaanu

(takes an auto and gets down at police station. enters the police station)

Sathvika: I want to give a complaint against Post master and municipality
Inspector: Emaindhi?
Sathvika: Vallu valla duties sarigga cheyyatledhu
Inspector: 302 A kindha urisiksha veyyidhaama
Sathvika: Antha peddha sikshalu vaddhulendi. Suspension laantivi veyyidham
Inspector: Po Po amma pani paata lekunda vacchav. vallevaro pani cheyyatledhata ikkada evadu sarigga pani chesaadani
Sathvika: entandi ekkadiki vellina evaru cheyyalsina duty vallu cheyyatledhu

(walks away in fury and thinks to go to MLA)

MLA: Raa paapa enti nenu neeku yeh vidhamgaa sahayapadagalanu
Sathvika: Sir naaku Job vacchindhi
MLA: congrats. sweets pattukocchava
Sathvika: Offer letter raaledhu Post office lo missing akkadiki vellithe vallu pani sarigga cheyyatledhu. roads nindaa muriki nadavalekapothunnam rogaalosthunaai. Police lu complaints isthe theesukovatam ledhu.
MLA: Nee offer letter nu nenu vethikinchi ivvalenu gaani. naaku oka 5 lakhs isthe neeko manchi udhyogam choopisthaa

(walks away from MLAs office. Background lo MLA 4lakhs OK na)

(comes to home, throws the sandals and hand bag, Kicks the chair)

Mummy: Tea thaaguthaava
Sathvika: Intha visham vunte ivvu
Mummy: Evandeee.....
Daddy: Emaindhi Thalli
Sathvika: Daddy mana vyavastha lo yeh okkaru duty cheyyatledu. Post office lo anthe, police station lo anthe.. Chivaraku mana MLA kooda anthe

Daddy: nenu ninnu konni questions aduguthaa frank gaa answer cheppu
Sathvika: Adagandi
Daddy: Mana elections jarigina roju nuvvu ekkadunnav
Sathvika: Friends tho lumbini park ki vella
Daddy: Modi Swacch Bharath chesinaa roju nuvvu ekkadunnav
Sathvika: Friends tho Bahubali Cinemaa ki vella
Daddy: Nee Duty nuvvu sarigga chesaava. vere vallu cheyyaledhu antunaavu

(Sathvika gets realizations and becomes calm)

Daddy: Choodu Thalli. Improvement starts with I and Understanding starts with U

(Titles Scrolling)


-- Srikanth Dontharaju 



Abhimaani


నిద్ర పట్టలేదు అయినా మెలుకువ వచ్చిన్ధనుకొని లేచాను. కాళ్ళు సహకరించటం లేదు అయినా అద్దం దగ్గరకి ఎలాగో చేరుకున్నాను 

Ee roju nannu nenu addham lo choosukuntunte. naaku edho theliyani confusion. Ninna raathri jarigina sangatana valla naaku nene kothagaa kanipisthunaano, chethagaa kanipisthunaano artham kaavatam ledhu. Gundenthaa bhaaram gaa vundi edho noppi nannu baadhisthundhi. naaku theliyani noppi. nenu barinchaleni noppi.

Maadhi Nellore jilla lo chinna palle
Maa oorilo janalu vundedhi rendu chotla lone. okati wineshop, rendodhi ... maa oori theatre. 
rambha theatre... aa peru lone vibrations vundevi

Morning levagaane Hero poster choodalsindhe
maaku ayana devuditho samaanam kaadhu devudi kante ekkuvva
maa oorlone devudu vundi vunte athanu kooda maa hero ki fan aipoyevaadu
maa ooru motham oke hero ki kattubadi vunnam. vere hero la cinemaalu veyaniche vallam kaadhu

naa vayasu appudu aidhellu wineshop viluva theleedhu kabatti theatre dhaggare vundevaadini
aa posterlanna, maa subbu gaadu chese prachaaram anna edho theliyani aanandham
aa chinigina nikkarlatho subbu gaadi rickshaw venakala parigetthatam, kindha padatam malli lechi parigethatam edho theleeni shakthi aavahinchinattu vundedhi
Kaalla nunchi rakthaalu kaaruthunna alage parigethe vaadini
Ainaa noppi anipinchedhi kaadhu

Maa oorlo kothagaa school pettaru 
Hero poster choodakundaa anni gantalu school lo koorchovaalante ibbandhigaa vundedhi
Blackboard meedha hero bomma roju vesevaadini. Teacher tho debbalu roju thine vaadini
Ainaa noppi anipinchedhi kaadhu

elago ala 10th complete chesi. Inter ki vaccha
maa oorlo junior college ledhu
town ki vaccha. ikkada andhari hero cinemaalu aaduthunnai. naaku nacchale. 
town ante oka gouravam erpadindhi endhukante adhi wine shop viluvento naaku thelipindhi.
thagina mathulo maa hero inka goppagaa anipinchevaadu
maa hero cinema maarchinappudalla velli theatre mundhu godava chesa
vallu kottevaaru, doctorlu kuttevaaru
Ainaa noppi anipinchedhi kaadhu

Degree modhalaindhi. Ammayi parichayamaindhi.
Modatlo baane vundindhi. maa hero cinema release ayyindhi
Manam theatre dhaggare settle ayyam. 
Adhedho possesiveness anta poison kanna bayamkaramanta
Dhaantho kottalani choosindhi. Hero kaavalaa nenu Kaavala andhi
Picchidhi mana abhimaanam gurinchi dhaaniki theleedhu. Vadhilesi vellipoindhi
Ainaa noppi anipinchedhi kaadhu


Ninna raathri maa hero town ki vasthunaadani thelisi
appu chesi kotha dress koni vesukoni vella choodataaniki
Naa Heroni choosina aa kshanam....
Aanandhaaniki adhupuledhu. nenu thaagine yeh brand lonu intha kick ledhu.
Hero Car dhaggaragaa vellanu "namasthe anna" annanu
Hero "STUPID FELLOW" ani thittadu
Modhati saariga noppi anipinchindhi. Barinchalenantha noppi. evarithonu maatladatledhu
Friends picchi annaru. thelisina vallu verri annaru

......

Maa Hero kotha cinema release ayyindhi
kaallu theatre vaipe velthunnai
Hero poster choosa malli adhe uthsaaham
Endhukante nenu Picchodino, Verrodino kaadhu
Nenu Abhimaanini....